About Us

Garlic Festival 2018
Entertaining the queues
Yarmouth Spring Fayre
Soaking up the sun
At The George Inn Newport
Broken arm blues

Our History

We initially formed out of the need to make some money, the backend of 2009. Rick the band’s Mr. Rhythm phoned me suggesting we go busking. The first problem to overcome was that I was an ex-drummer without a drum.

 

Having dabbled with playing a tea chest bass a few times in the past, I found an old Ronson packing box that once contained lighter gas, a broom handle and a length of string and knocked one together and I was in business.

We decided to try our luck at Newport’s Market on Tuesday, me on the box and Rick with his Tin Din Thing, a 3 stringed guitar made from a biscuit tin, hence how the name came about, and as it happened we didn’t do too bad.

Unfortunately my tea chest substitute wasn’t really cutting the mustard and so the hunt was on for something bigger. As it happens Rick had a proper sized one rotting away in his shed and so it was quickly modified and boy what a sound difference!

From Duo To Trio

A few weeks past, and we continued at the market and also on a Saturday outside Poundland in Newport High Street.

We were and still are to some a complete novelty, as at the time to see buskers outside of Cowes Week was rare, and even rarer in Newport. Although now there’s quite a few people busking, it seems we’ve started a new craze.

It was this sort of time when Mark joined us and we became a trio, bass, rhythm and lead, this addition and the fact Mark can also sing has given us a more diverse sound. Although the duo works, the trio makes us more money, and Rick doesn’t have to work so hard.
The Tin Din Thing has now been replaced with an ordinary acoustic guitar. The Biscuit Tin with only 3 strings limits the key that our tunes can be played in, and bores the pants off of Mark because he is a show off lead guitarist and loves to improvise.

Our Sound

Because of the tea chest, the older generation who see us describe us as a Skiffle band, when actually we play a mixture of Rockabilly, Blues and Jump Jive. Most are forgotten tunes of yesteryear and were performed by obscure artists.

Unlike most bands including previous ones all three of us have been in over the years, we don’t spend hours rehearsing, we just go out and perform. If a tune goes over well and money is chucked in the case it’ll become part of the set.

The lack of practice gives us a real basic raw sound and because our act is improvised it means that the same tune never sounds exactly the same every time we play it which keeps it fresh. In former bands we would rehearse each tune to the point of being able to play it on autopilot which in hindsight was boring both to play and no doubt to listen to.

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Video Collection From Over The Years

Busking Cowes Week 2011

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Sandown Carnival

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Rick Being Interviewed

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The Last Ever PostFest

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Bringing It Home

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King Of The Swingers

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Reviews

People say the nicest things

You guys were amazing how you got everyone from all ages up on the dance floor.

Hi Guys
I was the wedding photographer at The Royal Hotel on Friday. You guys were amazing how you got everyone from all ages up on the dance floor.

1st November 2019

We played a wedding reception at the Royal Hotel in Ventnor.
In charge of the photography was Susan Blow a graduate from The Photography Institute, Covent Garden, London with a Diploma in Professional Photography.
She’s been running her own business for just over a year and has been delighting people with her wonderful eye of what makes a good picture as can be seen on her website Susan B Photography
In recent years photography has become a normal part of everyday life as we all have cameras with us 24 hours a day on our phones. However having a camera doesn’t make you a photographer. Capturing a special moment in time in a photograph is an art that is learnt through experience and a passion to convey  not only the subject of the picture but also the mood and atmosphere that surrounds it. From the age of 8 Sue started to gain her experience, at the Photography Institute she learnt the technical side and by combining both is now able to offer professional wedding and lifestyle photography services.

Check her out on Facebook and go visit her website Susan B Photography

LYDIA AND JEAN-PIERRE
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Dear Paul and Co
Apologies for the delay in writing to you – the last couple of months have flown by!We just wanted to say a huge thank you for playing at our wedding in Seaview on the 1st August – your music was the perfect way to get the party started. Our guests absolutely loved you too and it was fabulous seeing so many people up on the dance floor – young and old. Thank you also for learning a new song for our first dance – lots of laughs were had as we had our first boogie as Mr. and Mrs. Good luck with everything and we hope you will play for us again in the future!Best wishes
LUCY & ROBIN XXXX
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Dear all.
Thank you Thank you Thank you !!! You were amazing on Saturday at our wedding and we were just bowled over by the incredible vibe you created and the effort you put in. Everybody loved you and you were such a talking point for the whole day. I am only sorry I didn;t come and dance – it went so quickly and I was just taken all over the place and before I knew it you were off to your next gig !I will definitely dance when I see you next in Cowes ! I hope you enjoyed it and had everything you needed. You are incredible musicians and it was such a pleasure to have you play for us and our guests on our very special day.Thank you
GINA
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We just wanted to let you know how much we enjoyed you and your band at our wedding in September at the Royal Victoria Yacht Club.All the guests loved it and it gave the whole thing a real wicked vibe which was just PERFECT for our day.The Tea n Biscuit Boys are simply fabulous. We have had so many compliments about you guys. We hope you enjoyed it too (if you can cast your minds back that far!)All the best for a cracking 2015
LES BURDEN
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As Father of the Bride I would very much like to thank The Tea’n’Biscuit Boys for attending & performing at My Daughters wedding reception on Saturday 10th September 2016 held at the very rural & rustic “Afton Apple Farm” These guys fitted the bill perfectly, suitably welcoming & entertaining our guests and getting the celebrations well & truly underway, helping create the ideal atmosphere for a very “real” wedding in such casual, relaxed surroundings. They quickly became a big talking point delighting everyone with their faultless performance. From the very outset submitting the initial enquiry with them to find out whether or not they would be interested in playing for us almost 2 years ago they proved to be among the most reliable of all involved for the big day, so get’em booked to avoid disappointment.
JUDY & MARK BENSON
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Hi Guys,
What more can we say but STUNNING,STUNNING, STUNNING! You sounded absolutely amazing at our wedding last week, we were blown away by the fantastic, professional and toe-tapping performance you gave. We’ve had so many lovely comments from our guests who were both surprised but delighted by our choice of band for the evening. Although not everyone danced ( we were all a bit hot that day! ) we all enjoyed tapping our feet and clicking our fingers whilst relaxing with a nice, cool drink in the gardens. Thank you so much for learning a new song for our first dance, you did a brilliant job and it was great to have Dave Plummer join in on saxophone, you all made it so special for us. We’ve attached a link for you, from Jason Swain, so you can view all the pictures from the day, there are some great ones of you, so please feel free to download if you wish to use any to promote the band. If there is anything we can do to help promote the Biscuits please let us know. We hope to come and see you at the Steamer or George very soon. We do hope you enjoyed yourselves and had enough to eat and drink. Mark hasn’t stopped singing Folsom Prison all week! Take care of yourselves and don’t stop playing, ever!
JEAN
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Hi there,This just comes to tell you that we could not have enjoyed the evening more! Roger was completely bamboozled by you being in his own home and it was the last surprise and highlight of the day. You were so good and such fun that he will never forget it and of course, when we can find the excuse for another party, we will hope you can be there once again.with many, many thanks,
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DatePlaceVenueCountry
04/01/20ArretonDairymans DaughterUnited Kingdom
Time: 9:00pm.
18/01/20ShanklinSteamer InnUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
04/04/20ArretonDairymans DaughterUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
02/05/20NewportBargemans RestUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
09/05/20YarmouthThe King’s HeadUnited Kingdom
Time: 9:00pm.
10/05/20ShanklinSteamer InnUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
28/06/20ArretonDairymans DaughterUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
04/07/20CowesNorthwood HouseUnited Kingdom
Time: 3:15pm. Private function
18/07/20ShanklinSteamer InnUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
06/08/20ShanklinSteamer InnUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
07/08/20YarmouthThe BugleUnited Kingdom
Time: 9:00pm.
22/08/20WhippinghamWhippingham HallUnited Kingdom
Private Function
27/08/20ShanklinSteamer InnUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
28/08/20NewportBargemans RestUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
30/08/20ArretonDairymans DaughterUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
12/09/20YarmouthThe King’s HeadUnited Kingdom
Time: 9:00pm.
18/09/20ShanklinSteamer InnUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
03/10/20ShanklinSteamer InnUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
11/10/20ArretonDairymans DaughterUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
30/10/20NewportBargemans RestUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
04/12/20ShanklinSteamer InnUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.
11/12/20ArretonDairymans DaughterUnited Kingdom
Time: 8:00pm.

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Prices

Our prices are based on a minimum of a two hour booking.

We come in two formats:

Acoustic

This is how you see us in the street. Acoustic rhythm guitar, acoustic bass, a small amp for the lead guitar and a lot of shouting. Ideal for small gatherings where the band doesn’t have to be the main focal point.

*For this we charge £75.00 an hour.

Full PA

This set up is the full rig. Mics, amps and speakers, and lots of noise. This is for larger events where you want to get up and shake your tail feather.

*For this we charge £96.00 an hour.

Terms

Bookings are accepted via the form on the booking page. A calendar shows our available dates and there’s a list of forthcoming gigs.

Fill in the form with the date you require. In the message box give us the details, times venue and so on.

Once you’ve received confirmation of your booking, it will appear in the list. It will then be subject to a 50% cancellation fee if we do not receive at least 2 weeks notice prior to the booked date.

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Unless other arrangements have been made at the time of booking; payment is to be made at the end of the event.

*Mainland Bookings

Bookings to play on the Mainland are quoted for individually. Use the booking form as above and we will get back to you.

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